Wouldn't it be great to have a martial arts school where you can learn how to fight like a specific character from, say, Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
It's not like martial arts instructors wouldn't be able to say "oh yeah, to fight like that guy, you'll need a bit of Five Animals Shaolin style and some Ikedo moves."
You could learn to fight like Luke Skywalker. Or Link. Or Superman. Or the Incredible Hulk. Or Jet Li.
And if you're learning how to fight like Daniel-san, you might as well be doing it in a recreation of Mr. Myagi's own dojo. While your buddy does some kickboxing in the room with the Street Fighter background.
You could master the bloody... vulcan nerve pinch.
And we could offer authentic outfits.
